Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea. Surprisingly they are related to dolphins instead of whales. My life dream is to now ride on the back of a Narwhal. The males horns are like 8 feet long…….Sadly females not so much. We should raise a Narwhal farm. We would use them for all kinds of purposes like entertainment, armies, and genetic discoveries. I’m gonna get a narwhal as a pet and name it horn. It’s not gonna run away like sparkle. Hear Black Magic!! Anyway plain and simple narwhals are awesome.

I hate when I search something on my school computer and the colorful wheel pops up. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. I am sooooooo upset just writing this.

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So……….. dinosaurs are in hiding. As you know dinosaurs have been a round long before us. But in fact dinosaurs invented the internet. Then one day a human found out about the existence of the dinosaurs. They were so kind to the human. They showed him their greatest invention- the internet- or better know to them as the RAWR! The human was soooooo excited about this invention that he stole it and claimed it as his own calling it INTERNET. The dinosaurs were appalled by what the human did and ate him. Deciding that all humans were traitors, dinosaurs pledged that they would never reveal themselves to humans again. They hide in the most obvious places like the trees. Dinosaurs can shrink themselves. They are always watching. The pterodactyl and the dragon are cousins, but the flying creature is jealous of the dragon cause he can breath fire and has more magical abilities than him. The dragon also comes in beautiful colors such as pink,blue, and purple. Kind of like unicorns. Unicorns and pegasuses  are cousins as well. When a unicorn sees a pegasus it is so jealous cause it can fly. All unicorns can do is run on rainbows.It only has a pointy horn as well. I used to have an imaginary unicorn named Sparkle. So one day Sparkle told me “Sharifa. I need to run off with the other unicorns. I need to be with my magical kind.” Being the awesome owner I am, I let Sparkle go. Only to see a picture on facebook of him in a casino. Sparkle had shed his horn, painted himself black, and grew wings, deciding to name himself Black Magic. Moral of the story is no matter how much your mythological creature begs you do not let him run with his kind because they lie……I learned the hard way.

SOOOOOOOO I love dinosaurs. I believe like unicorns they are in hiding not extinct. Hear that scientist!?!?! SO what do dinosaurs use when they are in hiding cause they are sooooooooo bored? You got it YOUTUBE. They look up hilarious videos and when they need to find stuff out for a school report they use it. Dinosaurs in fact are better equipped to use youtube than humans. This picture I drew is living proof.

OKAY! SO the cutest thing I have ever saw was surprise kitty. It’s like seventeen seconds long. SO this person is tickling her kitten and every time she stops it gives her a shocked face. I’m not really a cat person but you gotta admit it cute. If only I had a kitten like that, but the thing is one day it will turn into a cat and I’m gonna be like go back to your kitten days. Obviously that’s impossible so I’m stuck with a fat lazy cat not at all cute like it use to be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

I love the Wombats. My favorite song by them is the Perfect Disease. So I think these two people hate each other, but they make this perfect pair. So when they are apart they can never really live without them. It reminds me of my sister and I. We act like we hate each other and stuff when we are together, but when we are apart we both miss each other. I think everyone has a person like that. For most people it’s their siblings.If your an only child go out  and find one because most of the time they are the ones you could trust the most.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Il0bRgorM

I discovered Glitch Mob on Pandora. I was listening to Monsters by Paramore and then this really electronic sounding band came up. I was listening to all the beats. I really like music so hearing a different kind that i have never heard always gets me excited. so i decided to look more Glitch MOb songs on Youtube. I constantly heard different beats and melondies. O realized not two beats in their songs are alike. It’s cool because the music sounds like it belongs in a sci-fi. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HX74UhgMFA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy0xO-sO4DA

DDR MASHUP this goes along with my new DDR obsession.

 

For spring break I decided I was way to lazy. SO lazy in fact I had yet to procrastinate. One day I decided I wasn’t gonna go to crew practice and just chill out. Then I got the call. My friend Danielle called she was like do you want to go to Fun Central with me. I told I didn’t have any money. She said it was alright she would pay for my sister and I. So we got to her house around one. We got to her house an their were at least seven other people. So we had to pile up in the car like sardines. Danielle had to sit on her friends lap that i didn’t really know, my sister sat on my lap. As we were driving we decided to play I SPY. I in fact won. I spied a blow up dancing dude thing. Luckily no one gussed that. Then WE…….WERE……THERE. Fun Central. I thought it was gonna be lame, then I walked in and saw it. DANCE, DANCE, REVOLUTION. I was like MIchaila do you see this. She was like what. I was yelling on the top of my lungs. It’s DANCE, DANCE, REVOLUTION! You only see this in the movies. I first want to play dance revolution after seeing Scott Pilgrim. I was like mom do you see this. SHe just sighed and said what. I’m like it’s a game where people dance on colorful pads! My dream game! Anyway back to the semi future I told Michaelia we’re going to play this. So her dad gave us each fifty tokens. Michialia and I decided we were going to play. WE dance and she decided she hated it. I was already hooked. I spent all my tokens on this game. Sadly I didn’t recognize that these little kids were behind me waiting in a line to play. I played till the arcade closed not allowing anyone else to play. TRY PLAYING IT! BEWARE CAN  BE ADDICTIVE!  

Last week was spring break. My mom took to a park where she was holding her renewal of vows. I wanted to leave but she was like I have to check some more stuff out. So i took a book and hiked up a tree. I was there for about a half hour reading, then I got really sleepy so I thought I  should take a nap. Let me tell trees are really comfortable. ten minutes into my nap I turned and fell out my tree. Not only did I fall, but I rolled down a huge hill. The morale is don’t turn when you’re napping in a tree.